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lot lizard

Car salesman
AKA sleezeball

I ain't gonna buy shit from you, lot lizzard

by The Munson February 27, 2004

34๐Ÿ‘ 133๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lizard Brain

The disconnection one feels from being in a state of lacking (typically physical needs that throw off homeostasis) in times when needed to perform.
Hunger, fatigue, dehydration and other symptoms in the body can lead to feeling like a basking lizard on a rock.
Signs of Lizard Brain include but are not limited to: disconnected speech, idle thinking and stillness, stumbling on words, intense desire to hunt for food or water, prolonged closing of one's eyes yet staying awake, and being drawn to warmth. Signs typically improve after acquiring one's needs and the ability to focus on the task at hand returns.

"Dude, I drank way too much last night and I am really out of it today."
"Go get some water to shake off that lizard brain. You are obviously thirsty and we need to get this project submitted."
*one trip to the water fountain later*
"Alright, thanks. I needed that. What's next?"

by SilentHound216 February 19, 2021

3๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lot Lizard

A girl who does not own her own bike, but is always seen at the lot where all the stunters are at.

A girl who carries her helmet and jacket in her car at all times, just incase a guy will let her ride.

A girl who will go to whatever lot somebody is at as long as there are stunters there.

A girl who is at the lot every single day just to hang out with the guys.

What is she doing at the lot? She doesnt even have a bike, what a stupid lot lizard.

by iluvhaterz88 July 10, 2012

6๐Ÿ‘ 24๐Ÿ‘Ž


Lizard Kings

A gruop of reckless men - typically young in age but all are welcome - who perform despicable acts while on the road. All participants are dirt bags of the highest order with little or no decency and respect for others. The Lizard reference is tied into evil or devilish behaviour while the king symbolizes the paramount (or worst) examples of such behaviour. Lizard Kings have no respect for women nor do they respect themselves, often partaking in senseless destruction and hanus sexual acts. Tag teams, pig roasts, eiffel towers and mystery hands are all common place with this crew of animals. Accomodations are hard to come by for this travelling pack as they destroy their surroundings. Lizard Kings are also famous for tremendous amounts of alcohol and recreational drug consumption.

"The Lizard Kings rolled into town last night and boy did they make a mess."

"That B got shake weighted by the Lizard Kings."

"The Lizard Kings drank the bar dry"

"The Lizard Kings ran her show last night"

by Wendel17 April 4, 2013

34๐Ÿ‘ 191๐Ÿ‘Ž


lot lizard

A woman who goes from bar to bar wrecking marriages.

carol jensen

by ben there October 29, 2003

22๐Ÿ‘ 137๐Ÿ‘Ž


lot lizard

A carnival worker that sleeps with several other carnys or marks.

She/HE tries to act like a diva, but she/he's just another "lot lizard".

by Tom Metts May 6, 2004

19๐Ÿ‘ 126๐Ÿ‘Ž


muddy lizard

Penis

Wanna eat my muddy lizard?

by e1403104 July 6, 2012

32๐Ÿ‘ 238๐Ÿ‘Ž