Locked Wallet

When someone who isn't broke but is cheap. They must have a locked wallet.

Went to dinner with my cousins. I picked up the check and asked them to leave the tip. One pulled out money, the other sipped his $7 drink. The tip total was about $18. I joked later with the cousin who paid that he must have had a locked wallet.

Samuel Locke

Tall big man. His dick is the size of a forearm. He can go tripod anywhere he please. He loves to eat ass and squeeze titties. All the bitches love him. Makes funs of his friends for having small penises. He is extremally smart with a 6.9 gpa.

Samuel Locke has a fat cock.

ima lock

your word yor gonna do it

girl: Are you gonna come see me next weekend ?
boy: my nigga ''ima lock" to pull up

Locked horns

When two people are in an argument that seems to be going on forever.

Oh dang Sally and Lisa have locked horns...grab the popcorn...

Windsor Locks

One of the smallest towns in CT, the only reason its a town is due to the airport. the youth in the town is rapidly becoming deadbeat hippies, pregnant, wankstas, drug addicts, felons, sex offenders, muslims, blacks, or white kids with hondas acting like they have fast cars. you will never find another place in the world with more "fake" people, even the ones that claim theyre friends will set you up and stab you in the back. theres more drama in this town than you'd most likely see in a major city. relationships in this town are pointless as every female is open like a frontier, and the guys tend to cry pathetically over dumb broads. everyone acts tough but are quick to call the police. and i hear herpes is running rapid throughout the town. if you ever go to this town, it'd be best if you leave instantly

jim- "wanna go to windsor locks"
joe- "what is a windsor locks"
jim- "a speck"
joe- "ohhhhhhhh, thats right, im alright with not getting a disease, or being a dope head"

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Locked pussy

A woman who is so picky that she rejects almost all men.
She is so picky that she will reject someone if the wind is not blowing just right.
Some estimate that it includes as much as 90% or more of all women.

I ran across another locked pussy.

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Lock Legion

A Flash group based in wordNewgrounds/word made as a joke and only created to annoy and anger people, but was taken over by a persona that was banned from the wordClock Crew/word website.

Man those Lock Legion people stunk up the portal

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