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When you give a homeless man a handjob, using maple syrup as lubricant.
The other night I got kinda drunk, and gave a maple hotdog. I regret nothing.
When you've been going hard all year, only to fuck it up miles away from the finish line
Watching my daughter give up the winning goal in the 1st round playoff - game 7 to be exact, was a certified maple leaf moment for our family, filled with disappointment and frustration.
A Rarted little game for Rarted little shits.
Hey did you see that Rarted child playing Maple Story
what you tell the cops you thought you were growing
sorry officer, i swear the packet said bamboo maple, i had no idea!
The act of drowning Miley Cyrus with semen.
I spent my entire night maple cyrusing. Sadly, it was unsuccessful.
A sex act, in which a man wearing a hairnet has another man defecate on his head. The wearer then massages said defecate into his scalp, then proceeds to rinse with a golden shower.
Frank and Joe were doing whippets last night and Frank received a silver maple shower cap from Joe. His scalp has never been smoother!
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The maple syrup foot job was famous from tiktok were it was them at ihop passing the maple syrup to there friend or boyfriend/girlfriend if they refuse there not a real partner and if they accept then there a real one for that💯💯
Maple syrup job:
*passes the maple syrup* so?
*maple syrup footjob*
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