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bamboo maple

what you tell the cops you thought you were growing

sorry officer, i swear the packet said bamboo maple, i had no idea!

by anon3143 January 2, 2010


Silver maple shower cap

A sex act, in which a man wearing a hairnet has another man defecate on his head. The wearer then massages said defecate into his scalp, then proceeds to rinse with a golden shower.

Frank and Joe were doing whippets last night and Frank received a silver maple shower cap from Joe. His scalp has never been smoother!

by Jizzyjeff9887 August 30, 2023

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maple cyrus

The act of drowning Miley Cyrus with semen.

I spent my entire night maple cyrusing. Sadly, it was unsuccessful.

by Mirey Syrus October 17, 2013


Maple Leafing

When you are sure to win a game/series and miraculously choke and lose the game, defying all odds.

Source: Toronto Maple Leafs playing in game 7 of 2013 NHL Playoffs Round 1 against the Boston Bruins with 10 minutes to go and leading 4-1, and again with less than 2 minutes left and leading 4-2, start choking and lose the game and the series in OT.

"The Bruins just maple leaf'ed game 6 of the cup final! Karma's a biaaatch!"

"We've almost got this game! let's not be maple leafing it in these final minutes boys!!"

by hockey gods June 25, 2013


maple butter

Fucking peak.

Jimmy put maple butter on his cookie. It tasted like peak.

by RealTrey19 November 30, 2024


Maple Syrup Flavor Pie

Contains Protein,Vitamin A,Vitamin C,Iron,Pottasium

Mom,I Like Maple Syrup Flavor Pie Its Healthy!

Seriously?,Could someone eat this healthy.

Yes Mom.

by theseanisgool August 7, 2016


maple lemur

A person who like to sit on a dick by using maple syrup as the lube.

Come over here and and sit on my dick like a maple lemur.

by YRN๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ’Ž๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ February 4, 2016