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Refer to definition of disappointment... Go Yankees
Go see a Seattle Mariners game for a disappointment
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The 46th prime minister of Finland. She's amazing in every way. From her flawless ability to execute policy to her near-perfect political campaigning and ability, she truly, in the words of John Lennon, is a working-class hero, and couldn't the workers use a hero these days?
Milly: Paul, Sanna Marin is amazing, isn't she? O_O >///<
Paul: Milly, don't you have a boyfriend named Martin?
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Mostly found dwelling in social establishments, surrounding military bases, and well known as easy sources of sexual intercourse...for seven months at a time.
hey, you remember that marine wife I was fuckin? yeah well her seven months ran out so now i gotta find me a new main squeeze.
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1. An elite branch of the U.S. Military that is supposedly bad ass, but it really depends on what unit you're with now. And depending what unit you're with the Marine Corps will FUCK YOU OVER if they feel the need or want to. Their Sales Representative called a Recruiter will lie to you about almost anything to get you to join.
1. Man the Marine Corps is trying to Fuck me over by not letting me take leave, wtf?
2. The Marine Corps Recruiter lied to me when he told me I could go home whenever I wanted as long as I chose the east coast, hmmm what bullshit.
3. The Marine Corps is using the big green weenie to fuck PFC Idontknow over for just drinking under age. That's fucked up ecspecially considering the Recruiter said that your "fellow" Marines did not care and you could trust them. Yeah right...Bullshit!
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A fat Mexican who is a benchwarmer in baseball and nicknamed SUPER TORTA
Alex: Man look at that torta over there.
Chris: Is that hector Marin
Alex: yeah, it is hector
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A profession that is named, if you are a complete ass clown, when asked what a person wants to be when he/she grows up
I want to be a Marine Biologist because I am the smartest person ever, and I also like having sex with fish.
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A man with such loyalty and respect that even after his wife spends 9 months away fighting to keep this country safe, he never once approaches anothe. A man who is strong enough to work two jobs, raise his kids, and love his wife 10000 miles away.
The marine husband works at the 7 day and the mcdonalds, makes it to his kids soccer games, and never once waivered from his wives side while she was serving over seas.