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Noun: A heterosexual marriage in which a gay man is attempting to mask his true sexuality.
"I didn't think Todd was gay, he has a wife and kids!"
"Nah, that was just an Elton John Marriage, he's a flaming queer."
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From a singles perspective, it's where all you newly married friends go. If they do fall into the event horizon, they may never be seen again. However, if they are like a rare quasar jet, they may appear at a later time...wanting to hang out all the time.
Man, I haven't seen Jeff since he got married. He must be in the black hole of marriage.
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A legal or social contract between a male and a female; considered to be the only relationship acceptable by the Abrahamic deity
Some religious person told me that same-sex marriage is immoral but opposite-sex marriage is blessed.
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Something reasonable people do.
For every added sexual partner a person has, the divorce rate skyrockets, and marital happiness also decreases. Statistically speaking. So a person who statistically wants an approximately 5% divorce rate vs. a 50% divorce rate, would be waiting till marriage versus sleeping with 3-4 people.
Bob: Damn that dude is sexy as fuck, he probably gets all the girls
Tyler: Yeah he's waiting till marriage
Bob: but what about sexual compatibility?
Tyler: If sexual compatibility was an actual issue and not an anecdotal talking point, you would see it reflected in marital happiness statistics, and yet it isn't.
Bob: Huh, I've never thought about that, guess I'm ignorant
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Term used by men/women who can't get any sex. People use this as an excuse for still being a virgin at 25.
"Dude, are you seriously still a virgin?"
"I'm waiting for marriage"
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Denoting a state of being where you are freely allowed to have from 0 to 32,767 wives/husbands. Two to the 15th power is 32,768, and there is also the state of having no spouse, so the values are from zero to thirty-two thousand, seven hundred and sixty seven. So one could have either 32,767 wives or any combination of wives and husbands in one family adding up to 32,767. The original Mormons were engineered with a 15-bit marriage, the highest in post-100A.D. history.
The Mormons had the resplendent promise of giving the user a 15-bit marriage, but in 1890 they caved in to government pressure to be cycle-inaccurate and therefore have only one spouse.
When I die I hope I can have a 15-bit marriage in Heaven.
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an answer from the non-at&t customer to the perennial question of why s/he has yet to purchase an iphone; refers to the long-anticipated but yet-to-be consummated full-on hookup between apple's iphone and verizon wireless; may never happen
so smug iphone owner goes: no iphone yet buddy? don't you want to live in 2010-land with the rest of us hip kids?
and non-at&t customer comes back: no sir, i value the wholesome relationship that i have with my current carrier and so i am saving myself for the marriage
smug iphone owner attempts to console: that android-loaded phone you've got there looks o.k. you know . . . you should really value what you have in life
non-at&t customer has the last word: keep that hippy bullshit to yourself champ, i am not the settling type
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