one hell of a gobbed up mess

adj. - term used to describe the inevitable outcome of any home improvement project involving painting, caulking, foam insulating, grouting, mudding, etc.

Do It Yourselfer #1: "It looks like Helen Keller caulked this tub!"
Do It Yourselfer #2: "Yeah, it's one hell of a gobbed up mess."

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Messed Up from the Breast Up

When a woman has an attractive body but an ugly face.

Jim: Hot chick 12 o' clock.
(Chick turns around)
Danny: Dudddee. She's uggly.
Jim: Ya, she's Messed Up from the Breast Up!

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You better call Tyrone with that mess!

When something is beyond appaulling; A state of utter astonishment and disbelief; Something awful that is out of your hands, and apparently in some guy named Tyrone's.

Sid: Hey did you hear that dad found out mom has been sleeping with the sea captain?
Nancy: Oh my god! You better call Tyrone with that mess!

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you got me messed up

Getting someone mad or having them frustrated. Pretty self explainable.

A1-Did you see dat girl Lanaika? Oh ma god!
A2-She hella bootsy! she got me messed up!

E1-Bitch!
E2-Hell No, bITCH! You got me messed up!

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You done messed up A-aron!

a phrased used when someone really messes up

EX

Guy1(really tall guy): YOU WANNA FIGHT SHORT STACK!?
Guy2(really short compared to guy1): YEAH LET'S GO JOLLY GREEN GIANT!!
*Guy2 gets punched and goes crazy*
Guy3(some rando): *yells at guy1* YOU DONE MESSED UP A-ARON!!!

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tick tack tranny mess

one who displays tranny-ness, and creates an aura that makes her look/seem like a mess.

DAMN, DAT B*TCH A TICK TACK TRANNY MESS FROM TRANSYLVANIA

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that one time that u messed up

you will never forget

remember that one time

u messed up , i do that one time that u messed up