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Like normal cuddling, but you add in a mix of anal, shocker moves, and doggy!
My girl from Cleveland loves Mexican cuddling!
The act of getting oral sex while looking up at the sky. This can be enhanced by either smoking a blunt or drinking tequila.
A girl getting oral and smoking a fatty while shes standing up looking up at the empty mexican sky.
"I saw a Mexican kid playing with a chewed up wiffle ball bat from 1996, and a headless Barbie Doll with marker all over it at the Mexican playground."
A Mexican Mourning is the painful feeling and diarrhea you have when you wake up the next morning from a Mexican Dinner. Its a cultural sfacklefest! (Sfackle - The art of projecting feces with the aid of a fart, a fart spackle).
I was totally having a wet dream when I was abruptly awoken by a Mexican Mourning!
One morning in Cancun, i drank tap water and in 5 minutes i had a Mexican Mourning knocking at my sphincter...
Lucky, one of the 2 GIRLS didnt have Mexican for dinner before playing with the cup...(Mexican mourning would have made that video anti-viral)
When you’re climbing a fence or wall and snag your foreskin causing it to get ripped off.
My friend had a Mexican circumcision when trying to hop the border.
This is the Mother of all sharts. When you try to simply fart and power spray liquid shit which soaks through your underwear and runs down the back of your legs.
We all had to take a pay cut to keep our jobs. Then we found out the asshole paid his son in law a 9K bonus for being a summer intern. I ate a whole jar of jalapenos and sprayed his front door with a Mexican Shart! You can still see the stains from the runny shit!!
A car so filled with Mexicans that the rear of the car hangs low to the ground giving it the impression of a speedboat speeding across the water.
"Hey did you see that Mexican Speedboat? I think the muffler was sparking."