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When an obvious exchange of flirtatious glances between two humans occures - the (positive/affirming) expression directed to the initiant in return is "throwing back mid-range."
I scanned the room, noticed an attractive woman, caught her attention and smiled; she was definitely throwing back mid-range.
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Man having sex with somebody. During the orgasm he is overcome with feelings of regret and wants to leave.
I was on a first date when I had an attack of MLR (mid-load regret)
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Tendency for users new to Facebook (generally age 30-50) to completely reassess their lives after comparing themselves to the Facebook profiles of people known to them only in high school and college. May trigger some individuals to believe that the newly discovered and superficial Facebook interactions with former friends means that they are now friends again in real life - despite the fact that there has been no desire for contact for the past 20+ years. In severe cases, those afflicted with a Facebook mid-life crisis may attempt to recapture their perceived glory days of high school and/or college by trying to get back to their prom weight, attempting to date a past high school crush, or setting up a drumset in the basement.
Woman: "After joining Facebook, my husband said he 'had a lot to think about.' Then, he joined the gym, got his saxophone out of the attic, and said he is meeting a female 'friend' from high school for dinner on Friday."
Friend: "Sounds to me like he is having a Facebook mid-life crisis."
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Mid Life Crisis Car - A term used to describe a motor driven by a Male who is in the process of a mid life crisis .. These motors tend to be
Audi TTs
And will be driven by a man who as 1) recently left his wife
2) rented a bachelor pad
3) undergone a change of lifestyle i.e taken up exercise
Look at Harry dropping off Charlie at playgroup in his new Audi TT .. Oh that must be his Mid Life Crisis Car!
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First off you need to extract some sort of STI and/or STD, Syphilis is recommended. Second go to the Artic Circle with a harpoon made of a strong material and slay a Narwhal. If you can't get him with the harpoon try to shroom slap him with your STD infested Dick. Third you get to fucking a girl (or Male) doggiestyle. Make sure to get that STD in there. Once that shit is burning that bitch. Get that mutha fuckin narwhal and fuck that shit with that huge fuckin horn. That is the Mid-Eastern Flaming Narwhal Black bitches Love it.
Dude, I gave Lafanda the Mid-Eastern Flaming Narwhal last night.
No way dude don't you have AIDS?
yes...
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When two consenting adults put there bare ass cheeks together and press firmly. They then proceed to fully force the shit out of their asses and come to completion.
Me and the wife are looking to spice it up, we’re gonna go home and do the good old fashioned Mid-Day Chocolate Truffle
An excuse for being a friendless loser.
Guy 1: Why don’t you ever hang out with anyone?
Guy 2: Oh, I have mid level acquaintance deficiency