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A 'Mini-Freakout' is the unsuccessful, near orgasm state of a severely drunken male receiving fellatio from his female partner.
Similar to multiple-orgasms, one can have multiple mini-freakouts. Most multiple mini-freakout occurrences have been known to yield precisely three mini-freakouts back-to-back. It is found that the three symbolizes the holy trinity of Christ found in one, or both partners. The father, represented by the male, the son represented by the impending semen ejaculation and the holy ghost represented by the mini-freakout itself, or as it is also known, 'ghost' semen.
A mini-freakout typically results in the male partner receiving bitter, short responses from his female counterpart for 30 minutes following the mini-freakout or as reported in some cases, a lifetime of atonement.
"Hey man, I was getting blowies but I was blasted on Stoli Gold. I went thrice mini-freakout and felt the hand of God stopping me from releasing my seed pre-marriage!"
"Was it a mini-freakout or a case of the Dry Click?"
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A hypixel game that is like mega walls but u don’t need to mine, u juz need to kill the other minecrafters’ mini wither and kill em all then u won!
A: mini walls sucks!! U prob juz get rekt so easily!!!
B: stfu! Mega walls is juz a long game! I prefer mini walls!
A: noob, just ur bad at mega walls!!!
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Pre-pubescent child who listens to nu-metal and nu-punk, wears generic baggy jeans w/ Skateboard company/ Blink 182/ "Anarchy" hoody.
Does not realise he/she is following a trend like any skanger or townie.
Often thinks they are a punk because their mom bought them some spikes from a coporate chain.
I like to make fun at the mini-rockers in town 'til they cry and their mothers yell at me.
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A girl who is absolutely hot and delicious when viewed from her back, but when you catch a glimpse of her front the view is nothing but bland and disappointing.
“Man, I wish I had never caught up to that girl on the subway. Nicest ass I’ve ever seen, but damn she had the face of a dog! Just another mini wheat!”
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To FuCk roughly, and or viciously
Ey ggurl when u gun lemi mini bop
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1. Small sex
2. Sex in a Mini (car)
3. A bit of both
Person 1: Do you want some sex?
Person 2: Yes but I need it to be mini sex, as the cars not broken in yet.
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The best entertainer on YouTube
Lolcow, I mean.
Mini Manson is the best entertainer lolcow ever. Let's go watch his latest video.
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