Mother Wob

A "Mother Wob" is a nurturing mother who cares deeply about her children. "Mother Wob"'s often join organizations in favor of their children such as "Mother's Against Common Core" (MACC). The average "Mother Wob" sticks to strictly breastfeeding her children until the age of 21 and prefers a raspberry iced tea to keep her milk sweet.

Look at the nice Mother Wob pushing her child Matchew in the stroller. What a fantastic Mother Wob she is, this will really benefit her children in the long run.

Mother Gillian

A caring woman who will adopt children as her own and help them make their dinner. She will make sure that they get on stage on time-most of the time.

Person1: How are those poor theatre children not starving?
Person2: They have Mother Gillian of course!

Mother Guns

A term used when expressing any strong emotion.

Mother guns! I'm so sick of people forgetting to flush!

Group Mother

The person in the (friendship) group who everyone calls mum; even they are actually the same age as them.

Also known as the Mum/Mom of the group.

Group Mother: "Guys, stop that your going to get hurt."
Friend: "But MUM!!"

Mother Teresa

Cumming over a womans face while she protects he hair with a towel.

She let me cum over her face last night but insisted on covering her hair. It was like wanking off over Mother Teresa!

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piece of mother

Expression of outrage / anger - the person is so furious that they mix up piece of shit and mother of god to give "piece of mother".

"Ow!!! You PIECE OF MOTHER!!!!"

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mother flaker

Someone who repeatedly flakes on planned hang outs

1: Hey man so are we hanging out this weekend?

2: Yeah

-weekend-

1: Yeah so we hanging out today?

2: Oh no, i made plans.

1: Man this is the last time i ever ask you to do anything, you're such a mother flaker.

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