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Mountain Lakes is a beautiful town full of rich white people. There are a handful of asians and jews, but basically no black or hispanic people.
Sports are number one in Mountain Lakes. Everybody plays two sports for most of their childhood. One of those sports must be lacrosse. The other is usually swimming or soccer.
It's called Mountain LAKES because there are lakes all over town that kids swim in during the summer and skate on in the winter. Birchwood and Island Beach are the main summer hangouts.
The public schools are really good.
Since it is a small town, gossip flies at the speed of light. By midday, every one of your friends will have known what you did last night.
Lakers love their town and have extreme patriotism to ML. If asked to choose two colors, the first ones that come to mind will no doubtably be blue and orange.
Don't judge Lakers. They get better when they grow up.
Mountain Lakes is located in New Jersey.
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1. Evil lair of Skeletor, nemesis of He-Man.
2. Another name for Casa de Barnes (see Casa de Barnes), evil lair of Andreas Barnez (see Andreas Barnez)
Time to return to Snake Mountain.
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most likely originated in Australia or new Zealand, due to one of the main livestock being a sheep
A sheep's testicles
You can't eat mountain oysters...unless you're into that.
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Originally, a euphemism for moonshine, 'shine or corn licker. Now thanks to mass merchandising the name of a popular soft drink. Gives a whole different meaning to do the Dew.
Revenuers are on their way, best hide the Mountain Dew.
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A college student's best remedy for drowsiness during the early morning hours on the day the term paper is due.
although Jolt cola has more caffeine.
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A specially designed pop drink that gamers tend to drink.
I eat Doritos and drink Mountain Dew when I play video games.
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The overly large speed bumps. Affects lowered cars by scraping the their whole under carriage out mostly but have been known to catch some un-modded cars.
I cant drive my car into your apartments cause they have speed mountains and Im not trying to scrape my shizzle
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