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Used tampon discarded on the bedroom floor before a sexual encounter. To qualify as a danger mouse it must be used.
I'm going to go to the bathroom to clean up. Watch out you don't step on that danger mouse laying on the floor.
A person who is 6'0 but has a small cock.
I thought you'll be a cockasaurus, but you're actually just a little mouse.
A homophonic version of "masochism".
It's wierdly pleasing to experience mouse kisses with a blindfold.
In the past it was known as an elecronic device used to move the cursor on a computer screen.
It is now only a device for making idiotic puns.
Person: "My computer mouse isn't working"
Person who thinks they are original: "Have you tried giving it cheese? HahhshshsH!H1h1111!"
Government Workers who get work from home privileges 2-3 days a week, who just move their pc mouse occasionally during the day to make like they are working.
Yeah, I'm just going to do the mouse dance all day on Friday.
A man who frequently beats women, gets mad when things cost money and looks good with Mickey's ears behind a drum kit.
That drummer looks like Fukke Mouse.......
This is when you meet up with a group of friends and show off all the bells and whistles of your new laptop; preferably one that no one else has but longs for.
Joe was mouse warming his new Toshiba yesterday.