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A pussyfart that is dropped off to unsuspecting victims as the perpetrator leaves the crime scene.
I had to dump her after a rancid muff dusting left me blind in one eye.
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One who completely miss kicks the ball in the sport of football (soccer).
Ryan! That was a complete muff shite! The ball didn't even move!
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muchos pubic hair like loads i mean its like a freakinmg jungle you need a machete just to see your feet
Oh my god its like a jungle in my pants i have an epic muff
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1. Lesbian Sex
"Hey, Danielle...you look good enough to eat in that red halter top!"
"Sarah, no matter how many compliments you give me, you and I will never have a muff meeting!"
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shaved beaver that has grown back twice as thick
Pats momma has a monster muff, It's like the jungle in nam!!
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The act of two females (preferably lipstick lesbians) engaging in each other's bodies in a sort of a locking fashion by connecting one's mouth to the other's snatch and vice versa.
Dude 1: I was surfing some online porn the other day and came across a mean muff-lock.
Dude 2: Nice! Were they hot?
Dude 1: Of course, any chic playing in the box is hot!
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An awesome word i made up today for a womans clitoris
Johns very presence made Cindy's muff rocket start to take off
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