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A Mondegreen of 'done nothing' used to represent a lack of progress during a software development sprint.
Q: What is the progress on the task?
A: Tug Muffin.
R: Ok, I guess we'll roll that one over.
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A particulary unpleasant fart that is completely unexpected by the party being surprised; usually in a setting that is not fart-friendly.
Sitting in church with my friend, I released a silent fart that packed a horrendous odor. I wispered to him that he had been muffin surprised. He was outraged and relocated to another pew.
When you drink milk out of a woman's vagina during oral sex.
The Slippery Muffin is my favorite activity to do with my girlfriend after a long day of work.
A specially designed piece of equipment specially made to distribute painfully delicious muffins with concussive force into the face of an unsuspecting person.
DUDE! Did you just see that guy gun down that small child with his muffin cannon?!
Random Lady: Look at that lovely man shooting flavor filled death brining muffiny goodness to all the small children of the world.
A lovable, adorable, cuddly, cutie patootie.
Look at that cute tater muffin, he looks so snuggly!
A majestic lady who tends to make weird cat sounds and yell omnomnom. She also usually has a mild obsession with drawing pokemon as people. She is the epitome of perfect and hilarious. Everyone. Not to be confused with the Omnominable Snowman.
Prince: Meow
Pixy Muffin: Meow
Prince: OMNOM
Pixy Muffin: OMNOMNONOMONOMONOMONOM
Prince: I luh you!
Pixy Muffin: -turkey sounds-
When 2 or more people circle jerk onto a cookie. The person who ejaculates the most/last person has to eat the cookie. Something you would only do if the homo in you was strong.
Kid one: yo did you hear Kenny pulled a myer muffin?
Kid two: Oh I didn't yuck!