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When a female server sticks her hand down her pants with the intent of using that hand to subsequently work on a customer's food order.
Daphne: That asshole who doesn't tip is in your section...
Patty: Yeah I saw, I hit his burger bun with the old muffin palm.
A Mondegreen of 'done nothing' used to represent a lack of progress during a software development sprint.
Q: What is the progress on the task?
A: Tug Muffin.
R: Ok, I guess we'll roll that one over.
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A particulary unpleasant fart that is completely unexpected by the party being surprised; usually in a setting that is not fart-friendly.
Sitting in church with my friend, I released a silent fart that packed a horrendous odor. I wispered to him that he had been muffin surprised. He was outraged and relocated to another pew.
A specially designed piece of equipment specially made to distribute painfully delicious muffins with concussive force into the face of an unsuspecting person.
DUDE! Did you just see that guy gun down that small child with his muffin cannon?!
Random Lady: Look at that lovely man shooting flavor filled death brining muffiny goodness to all the small children of the world.
The act of cunnilingus performed by a male with beard stubble.
"Hey Jess, has Brad gone down on you yet?"
"Yeah girl but he didn't shave so it hurt a little."
"Ew. He was Scruffin' The Muffin?"
"LOL! Yes! Girl you cray-cray."
1. Pet name for your girlfriends, who are the sexiest, coolest, most fun group of bitches on the planet.
2. Word used to describe sexy women.
Guy: "We were supposed to hang last night, where were you?"
Girl: "Sorry Sugar, I had better things to do. I was out with my Smoochie Muffins."
Guy 1: "Damn dude, did you see Rachel, Kelly and Angela tonight?"
Guy 2: "Yeah, they are definitely the hottest Smoochie Muffins here."