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When a female server sticks her hand down her pants with the intent of using that hand to subsequently work on a customer's food order.
Daphne: That asshole who doesn't tip is in your section...
Patty: Yeah I saw, I hit his burger bun with the old muffin palm.
A Mondegreen of 'done nothing' used to represent a lack of progress during a software development sprint.
Q: What is the progress on the task?
A: Tug Muffin.
R: Ok, I guess we'll roll that one over.
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A particulary unpleasant fart that is completely unexpected by the party being surprised; usually in a setting that is not fart-friendly.
Sitting in church with my friend, I released a silent fart that packed a horrendous odor. I wispered to him that he had been muffin surprised. He was outraged and relocated to another pew.
When you fart in palm of your hand and then cup it into a friends face
My boyfriend muffin tossed me in the face and I almost threw up
Another addition to the Awkward Turtle family of hand gestures. The left hand is clenched into a fist then the right hand is placed over the top and closed around the fist to create a muffin shape.
Boy: Your ass is peng ;)
Girl: *Inappropriate Muffin*
Someone who likes muff and dick; a bisexual.
Dude he is a total muffin dick!
A specially designed piece of equipment specially made to distribute painfully delicious muffins with concussive force into the face of an unsuspecting person.
DUDE! Did you just see that guy gun down that small child with his muffin cannon?!
Random Lady: Look at that lovely man shooting flavor filled death brining muffiny goodness to all the small children of the world.