Incognito Mustard Gas

A type of "Silent, But Deadly" fart. This subdivision is classified as vomit inducing and nauseating to those who inhale the toxic fumes. A whiff of this deadly gas has the ability to incapacitate someone and render them unconscious. This classification of fart is only used in extreme cases, when the producer of the fart is the only person aware of the release until the smell reaches its victims. The abbreviation of this, IMG can also be used in conversation.

To provoke this type of fart the following conditions may apply:

1. Consuming too many foods w/ high amounts of carbohydrates
Of the three main nutrients, carbohydrates produce the most gas because sugar and starch easily ferment. Half of us are endowed with bacteria that particularly prefer munching on unprocessed carbohydrates -- unless you are like me, in which case tuna does the trick. As you might have guessed, beans contain more indigestible carbohydrates than most foods.

2. Consuming indigestible foods
Many daily foods are considered "indigestible" -- milk being one of them. Cow milk is unnatural to the human body, which is why a lot of people are lactose intolerant. Lactose intolerance means the body does not know how to digest milk, so it sets it aside as waste. If you happen to have a lot of "gas enzymes" in your system and you are lactose intolerant, milk can make you fart.

John: Yo, today in class I totally released a cloud of Incognito Mustard Gas.
Max: No way, dude I was trying to pull that off for the last month.
John: You won't believe it someone actually puked all over their desk, some other kid passed out.
Max: Dawg, that's some tight stuff right there. You gotta tell me your secret.
John: No problem let me just eat this can of beans and this whole onion. Gotta keep up the flatulence if you know what I mean.

Max: I always know what you mean, man. Send me some of that though. I totally need to release some of that IMG soon dude. Been holding it in for like a week.
John: DAWGGG.
Max: DAWWG.

Mustard on the beat, ho!

A signature of producer DJ Mustard, appears in almost every production by him. Origin: in the end of "I'm Good", rapper YG says "Mustard on the beat, ho!".

YG: "Mustard on the beat, ho!" (though what you actually understand is closer to "mosanonabee, ho")

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Mustard slap day

Mustard is a day in which you slap your friend with a packet of Mustard or a handful of Mustard. This Day shall occur On the 10th of January

I'm going to slap you with some Mustard on Mustard Slap day

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honey mustard fuck

The act of putting honey mustard all over your girls vagina, then putting your penis into it. She then proceeds to lick your dick when finished.

My girl and I honey mustard fucked last night.

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mean mr mustard

fat mofo and the biggest shit-eater in the family with the exception of Big Fat Butch

shit lardass! You aint be nuttin but a fat fuck

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Mustard Gas Bomb

When you put mustard on your penis(or phallic instrument of choice) and have anal intercourse with a partner. Upon completion, the receiving partner will then release any gasses and or residuals over the giving partners face.

Me and the wife wanted to spice things up so we tried the mustard gas bomb last night.

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Jive sucka mustard

Yo momma, yo daddy and yo face

Yo Mom is a jive sucka mustard sandwich

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