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The beard that accumulates on a man's face as final exams approach due to lack of time to shave. This can also be a bi-product of too many projects and big assignments to have time to stop and shave.
Josh: Dude, Matt has a stubbly appearance about his face, today I saw him and it looks like he hasn't shaved in ages.
Angela: He's got a serious case of Finals' Beard, He'll be fresh cut by Friday night when finished with all his classes.
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A large amount of semen on someone's face in the beard growth area. The person can be male or female (preferably a hot woman)
Susie proudly displayed her cum beard to the 5 guys that had just cum in and on her mouth.
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When you invoke Odin's Beard you shout "I invoke Odin's Beard!" out of sheer frustration at a situation you can do little to nothing to solve. You then refuse to shave until said situation is resolved. The longer the problem is unsolved, the longer your beard gets. In some cases you end up not shaving for months, even years, thereby growing a beard rivalling mighty Odin
Often used to simply make girlfriends or wives do what you want, lest they suffer the bristly wrath of your unshaven face.
Odin's Beard can also be used by females, either as a satirical jibe about their lack of facial hair, or in referance to pubic hair (once again, to annoy their significant other in order to manipulate them)
Odin is well known for his spectacular beard, providing a stiff competition for his son's beard, who was Thor
Colonel Gaddafi is pissing me off! I invoke Odin's Beard until someone ousts that motherfucker!
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That's really, really weird! I don't think that's ever happened as weirdly before!
You're such a weird beard, Alexis for picking your nose and then telling me about it!
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A little-known form of music originating in the 1990's as a throwback acknowledgement to the early folk rockers, (i.e. Bob Dylan, Crosby Stills & Nash, etc. ). This style of music often falls under the label Indie or Folk or Indiefolk, and is very prevalent in the Pacific Northwest. Signed artists mostly belong to Sub Pop Records, a label from Seattle, Washington. Songs are laden with references to nature and personal philosophy of all aspects. The difference from regular indie/folk music is that each group tends to sport facial hair, styles including but not limited to: the chin curtain, Grizzly Adams, mutton/lambchops, or any other generally considered "unkempt" look. These artists emphasize the importance of the environment, overall camaraderie and independent thinking, making Henry David Thoreau look like a demigod. Examples of bands are: Fleet Foxes, Midlake, The Decemberists, Band of Horses, Mojave 3 and many more. One thing is for sure though, the beard is key to defining Beard Rock.
Fleet Foxes singing 'round a campfire in the woods: Pallid animals in the snow tipped pines, I find
Hatching from the seed of your thin mind, all night?
Astounded observer: Their music is thoughtful and catchy, and their beards rival that of Plato!
Other observer: Gotta love that Beard Rock.
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A hairy-ass pussy.
Dseeamn shawty, i fill yo bearded taco with some of my freat meat!
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Used when one doesn't believe something to be true.
Jeff: "Do you believe in god?"
Dave: "Bahaha, itchy beard!
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