Fruit of the Looming

The act of leaving your underwear on around your ankles while taking a poop before you are about to jump in the shower. Most people would rather leave their underwear on while on the bowl as to keep some sort of order in their poop routine. Doing it naked is just anarchy.

Yo son...you take a dump naked? That's crazy bro. I got to be Fruit of the Looming before my pre shower dump.

Juicy fruit

Bad bitch women’s pussies that are wet often and randomly.

Tom: “hey Jim heard Kate’s got that juicy fruit.”

Jim: “yeah she’s wet all the time it’s lit.”

fruit leathers

yummy snacks, consistent of dried fruit; usually stawberry or some other berry. A very simple snack, that is yummy :)

I like fruit leathers :)

Dog Fruit

A particular bloke or someone who is completely and utterly got no idea what’s going on around them ( A full on spastic )

Tom: What the fuck is that mong Doing

Dave: he’s a fucking dog fruit

Joe: sound

sewer fruit

The leftovers from a deplorable dinner which are promptly disposed after a singular bite into the window wells of a nearby building.

Man Bennett’s panties are all in a bunch because his kids were eating the sewer fruit again.

fruit basket

when a man moons you and tucks his dick back between his legs

Link mooned me with his dick tucked back between his legs, giving me a view of his fruit basket...

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Fruit Snacks

Small, favored snacks that have no nutritional value what so ever and are, in fact, even not made from real fruit.

yay for fruit snacks!

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