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The fine and mouth watering art of farting in your loved ones mouth and then have them erotically blow it back into your face
This lasagne smells terrific sweetheart, it reminds me of our wedding night when you gave me a Dutch afterburner
When you rip ass into someones cpap machine
Causing them to violently gag themselves awake.
A.my roomate was bein an asshole so i woke him up with the dutch lung
B.dude thats fuckin awesome!
When you mean to Dutch oven someone, but you end up pooping instead
I thought the triple butter on the popcorn at the movie was a good idea, until my attempted Dutch Oven on my wife turned into a Dutch Blintz.
When someone cups their hand over their ass when they fart and then lifts it up and lights it in the palm of their hand
He lit a Dutch lantern after eating chili con carne
When you are an american and a dutch person asks to cuddle you and foreplay happens instead
"Hey want to dutch cuddle"
- dutch guy
"ok"
-american
"Oh shit"
-american
A dutch oven with multiple men contributing and holding the covers over the woman, the more the merrier.
Man this girl was a freak, me and the boys gave her the old dutch motel over the weekend.
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after having protected sex with a woman in any variuos position you proceed to cum in the condom and after yo have done the dirty deed you take off the condom and chew it blow it till it explodes in her face and that's dutch bubblegum
man 1:yo randy done the dutch bubllegm to melissa lastnight, it was awsome
randy: what is that?
man 1: after having protected sex with a woman in any variuos position you proceed to cum in the condom and after yo have done the dirty deed you take off the condom and chew it blow it till it explodes in her face and that's dutch bubblegum.
randy: that's straight fire