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A guy in a gym that likes to "towel off" while engaging others in conversation, often completely exposing himself in the process. Usually has a moustache...
I saw this guy in the gym, "towel off guy", he had just gotten out of the shower and he put a foot on the bench and kept trying to talk to me while "toweling off". He would take his towel and rub his johnson to get it dry, while he looked me in the eye.
Manipulating math so the numbers favor your goal like paper towel companies’ use when advertising that 6 roles = 12 roles.
John from accounting uses paper towel math to figure out next year’s fiscal budget.
When you have a butt so flat that it looks as if you have a beach towel wrapped around your waist.
Boy, you got a beach towel ass! Yo butt so flat it goes from your back straight down to yo knees.
The Paul McCartney Towel is the one that you got as concert swag and use to protect your sheets during sex if someone is menstruating.
"Babe, I'm on my period."
"No worries. I will get out the Paul McCartney Towel."
The towel that is kept handy by your bed side that is laid on top of the bed to prevent semen, lube, female ejaculate, Santorum or period blood from getting on the sheets.
Man, good thing we had that Spontaneous Jack Towel handy. That was a messy round of love making. The mood was not killed becaues it was handy by our bed side and now I can go to sleep knowing that I am not going to roll over into mixture of my semen, your ejaculate, and lube.
Australian slang for rag head, or someone wearing a turban (towel on the head).
Can also be used for describing burka wearing persons.
A: Man, that tea towel head should go wear normal clothes.
B: I agree, they look like moving boxes with that big black bee suit they wear.
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A dirty towel holder is the slang for bumhole,anus,bullethole,chocolate star,ring,poo pipe,gary glitter
Me dirty towel holder has grapes coming out of it!!
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