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a man who instead of having a chin under his beard, he acually has another fist
did you know that under chuck norris' beard, instead of a chin there's actually another fist?
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Chuck Norris on being wet.
When Chuck Norris takes a bath, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck.
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After saying stupid stuff, Timmy got chuck norrised
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god.
chuck as all mighty powers and created the earth
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
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The nine parts of speech are the - noun,pronoun,verb,adverb,adjective,preposition,conjunction,interjection and Chuck Norris
Student: What's a noun?
Class teacher: A noun is anything that has weight and pwns space
Student: What's a Chuck Norris?
Class teacher: Chuck Norris is not defined by words, words are defined by Chuck Norris
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A moving tank.Probably from the future.Simply cannot be destroyed.
Japan:We'd better surrender,they've got Chuck Norris!
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