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Compulsively ejaculating all over the rug and leaving it there
Mitch's mom had to replace the carpet because he was salmoning
When two males dock one another, but one begins to urinate with great force into the other's urethra.
It's called salmoning because it is much like a salmon travelling up stream; it is also known also as up-streaming.
As Jeff was docking Dave, he realized he needed to take a piss. "Just salmon me, baby." Dave said.
"Oh man, I love salmoning guys."
The act of slapping your dick on the inside of your thigh in an effort to gain an erection.
I was having trouble getting it up so I went to the bathroom and started salmoning.
The art of falling over and stiffening up flat like a salmon, in order to provide entertainment for whoever is watching.
"Chrissie B fell off his skateboard and performed the ultimate salmon dive!"
Someone who walks away quickly before a door closes for the door to then be shut infront of someone's face. Similar to the motions of a salmon upstream.
Phil was a slithery salmon every day after science class and never cared to open the door.
A salmon colored home in a small town in Michigan's lower peninsula near the saginasty bay, if you whisper salmon house very very soft next to the salmon house you will be blessed by the salmon gods.
"Salmon house" *almost incoherently*
Those tight salmon-coloured little shorties that jockholes and, to a lesser extent, commerce students, get around in. Sometimes accompanied with a popped shirt collar.
Clearly a mistaken fashion trend, salmon panties indicate a complete lack of originality, and a vain attempt to look metrosexual and/or look like one is transcending gender stereotypes regarding colours. In the end, it probably has nothing to do with either, and more to do with a need to conform to jockhole norms.
Ed: "Hey Steve, check out that dude walking across campus wearing those little salmon panties. Man, he has no idea how ridiculous he looks".
Steve: "Shut up, man. I'm too busy checking out blondie over there. Stop looking at guys"