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Someone who attempts to educate others on a topic that they really know nothing about to show off.
“Max was helping Brian with his chemistry homework the other day, even though he got an F in the subject!”
“Bros a salmon expert”
Compulsively ejaculating all over the rug and leaving it there
Mitch's mom had to replace the carpet because he was salmoning
When two males dock one another, but one begins to urinate with great force into the other's urethra.
It's called salmoning because it is much like a salmon travelling up stream; it is also known also as up-streaming.
As Jeff was docking Dave, he realized he needed to take a piss. "Just salmon me, baby." Dave said.
"Oh man, I love salmoning guys."
The act of slapping your dick on the inside of your thigh in an effort to gain an erection.
I was having trouble getting it up so I went to the bathroom and started salmoning.
Colloquialism of Vagina.
"Oi, take a gheez at my salmon trench."
Six term for going hard the wrong way (i.e., upstream).
I’m about to full salmon that ass tonight