Paint by Numbers

The artistic equivalent of ordering a McDonald’s meal instead of going through the hassle of doing your own cooking at home.

Just as you can enjoy the food prepared by a gourmet chef even if you’re a hopeless cook, so you can appreciate a piece of art even if you’re clumsy at handling a “Paint by Numbers” kit.

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number 9

Known by college students fondly as the shit you have to take the morning after a night of drinking lots of beers

::the next morning:: oh dude i need to take a number 9 real bad!

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Number 3

When a woman has to go to the bathroom to change her tampon/pad, or "push out some blood."

Pull the car over honey, I need to use the bathroom. Number one or number 2. Neither, number 3- I need to change my tampon.

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number 9

A random word used to say "what a dumb arse"!

Teacher: What mood are you feeling today?

Student: Today I am feeling a bit idiotic...

Cool kids out the back: Oh man...number 9 fo shizzle!

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Avocado's Number

Avocado's number is the number of avocados in guacamole.

Person 1: How many avocados do I need to make guacamole?
Person 2: Avocado's number, 6.022E23 avocados/guacamole

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number man

Trustworthy responsible person that you can count on.

Thanks for helping us number man. We can always count on you!

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"number 8"

When you shit, piss, cum, excrete snot, sweat, blood, puss, and a fart all at the same time.

"Holy fucking shit man i just did "number 8"

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