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When your life is extremely busy, and all you want is to go to Plant City, FL for the strawberry fest, but all you can accomplish is to walk a line and a curve for days because you can't even get your shoe laces in right. Every time you get up, you get stuck like a turtle and then get your ass smacked and your only reaction is blurting out "baklava". In reality, all you need is another shot of whiskey. . . Yaaaa!
"I'm in a box. Let me out, Let me out"
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Leaving a person, place or thing.
Being a dot on the horizon.
Yea, uh, I had enough. I'm a dot.
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an impossible phrase to say,
guy 1: shut up people! stop talking
2: i'm not talking!
1: thats impossible!
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Living life to the fullest, and not giving a shit what anyone thinks about how you do it. Even if that means spending all your money on the moments you remember of it.
Example 1
DJ Khaled feat Drake, Rick Ross and Lil wayne
"All I care about is money and the city that i'm from, Imma sip it till I feel it, smoke it 'til it's done.
And I don’t really give a f-ck, and my excuse is that I’m young, And I’m only getting older so somebody shoulda told ya I'M ON ONE"
Example 2
"Yo dog, that girl with you is hot as hell"
"Hell yes bro, I'm on one"
Example 3
theres a few planets made of awesomeness and hot sluts and money...and I'm on one.
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Same as saying "I'm on a roll". The saying means you’re doing well, you are successful or you are excelling at a task/job/life.
wow you got three promotions in one year!" "yea, I'm on one.
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01. To forget something.
02. No longer affected by a past event.
03. I find someone new, I'm over you, I'm over it.
I don't feel anything anymore, if you think I'm still hating you (or loving you), dudette I'm over it!
Rosemary: PLEASEEEE JOHN! PLEASSE
John: I'm over you
Reosemary: I DON'T MEAN TO CALL YOU A SLUT
John: I'm over it!
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That moment when an "Atheist" (used in quotations, will explain later as to why it is) says this one liner and all of a sudden they expect the world around them to change because they feel that this one line is groundbreaking news that everyone NEEDS to know. Generally, this line is used out of absolutely nowhere, but many times it is used to be provocative.
Typically, if this statement is used in an argumentative context, the "wannabe atheists" who are condescending in nature tend to have a list of scientific facts ready to use however they wield nothing more than an elementary school biology, physics and chemistry education.
REAL Atheists do not use this common line because they know they are not religious, they do not care for religion and they don't want to waste time arguing about religion. Point being, if you use this line and claim to be atheist, you aren't. You're no better than an extremist. Please re-evaluate your provocative nature and stop using "I'm an Atheist" you give a bad name to the REAL atheist community who truly does not care one bit about religion.
Example of people making fun of atheists: Dane Cook in the Viscous Circle standup act
Example of Random Usage
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Guy 1: Dude did you watch how I met your mother?
Guy 2: Yeah, but I'm an atheist so......
Guy 1:............Uhhhh.....Alright?
Example of Provocative Usage
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Guy 1: My god I can't believe what happened yesterday in the Liverpool vs Chelsea game.
Guy 2: Yeah you see, I'm an Atheist, god doesn't exist.
Guy 1:...................Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...... Okay?
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