mae lai

TOTAL JAKEBALL!!!!

boy 1: hey mae lai!
*mae lai sleeps quitly on the desk at school*
boy 2: she's a total jakeball btw she was up all night outside the shop trying to get people to get her drink.
*boy 1 sticks a post-it on her back*
postit reads "JAKE BALL"

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lay root

:to engage in sexual intercorse

"I sure would like to lay root to her."
"she needs the root layed."

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Lay it on Thick

To honk at a person, place or thing for an excessive period of time. Usually done to express negative emotions.

Not to be confused with a dollop of daisy, which can be a single or series of short honks. A dollop of daisy is usually used to express positive emotions.

Bobs lay it on thick at Tranny!

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laying pipe

Doing a great big dump that renders the toilet unusable for the next hour due to pungency.

"Where's Tim? He's been gone for half an hour."

"He's laying pipe.

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lay a pipe

taking a dump, roping a growler,dropping the children off at the pool, pinching a loaf, faxing the president, building the hershey highway,dropping a log, tapping a colon, releasing the anaconda

I have to lay a pipe soooooo bad the turtle's peeping outta his shell!

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laying pipe

(v) To take or the act of taking a shit. Specifically a large, cylandrical, log-like dump.

"I was laying some serious pipe on the shitter."

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lay the wood

1) When the boner pops out of the pants, often emphasised with a "WONK!"
2) arm gesture mimicking def. 1, usually on a table

1) He just laid the wood on her last night
2) Snoop Dogg laid the wood at lunch, just to piss off the lunch ladies.

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