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When someone is being not just extra, but " EXTRA EXRTA" dramatic about a situation.
You need to calm down Keri, you are being so "Read all about it"
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Bulgarian lip reading is the art of moving your lips as quickly as possible as if speaking Bulgarian while your mouth is connected to your wife's vagina! I.E licking out the old puuuuuusssssy!!
Husband :- Darling shall we partake in a little Bulgarian lip reading?
Wife :- yes darling
Husband :- spread them wide then my dear!
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If you don't like something, DON'T FREAKING READ IT!!!
This is gross, I think I shall stop reading it...
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This Term Is Said by cocaine buyers which means "how much cocaine am i purchasing?"
I Asked "what the lick read?" He Told Me "1,000 grams."
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when you put you testicles in someones bottom eyelid (one per eye)
those alaskan reading glasses made his eyelids streched out
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(n.) a serious disease where inflamation occurs in certain parts of the brain which causes people to read books or have the idea.
Due to a professor's teachings, I have become infected with read-a-book-itis
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Verb,
1. The action of teaching crabs how to read
2. The process by which crustaceans are made literate,
Both of these are considered Forbidden Knowledge of the highest order, and must never be spoken of, outside of complete secrecy. Many a fine man has fallen to the curiosity of teaching literacy to crabs, and have been executed or imprisoned- or worse- for their crimes.
Teaching crabs how to read is a gateway crime, in the ancient days, many of the most infamous dark lords used literate crabs as minions, for it allowed them to use more powerful and complex methods to expand their dominion over our small realm. In the darkest of days, crabs as big as houses would be sent in droves to raze cities, Whole countries were brought to their knees by the terrors wrought by the dark lords and their armies.
The last of the Literate Ones, as they are known by Crabfolk, was slain in AD 1356.
Ever since, the Crabfolk have lived in harmony with humankind.
Billy got burned at the stake for heresy!
I heard he was teaching crabs how to read!
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