Floor 33

The ultimate in physical bliss.

...then we seemed to be bouncing slightly up and down for about two minutes before we finally ascended to floor 33...

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the door in the floor

It's where you hide corpses.

"I confess, I've hidden the corpses under the door in the floor"

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Kissing the Floor

When a girl continues to be useless and sits on the floor with her labia lips giving the ground a wet kiss.

...and there Kaylie was, just sitting on her muff, kissing the floor.

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floor tiles

The worst most vile sexual fetish of them all...

..."They just feel nice to sit on".... "It's just like appreciating good craftsmanship" ... "There is nothing wrong with floor tiles" ....

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floor whore

In sales, a floor-whore is a salesperson who only works the floor or sales lot. Doesn't ask for referrals or make prospecting calls.

A salesperson on a car lot or real estate office that only takes incoming calls or walk-ins but never makes an effort to create their own business, is whoring the floor, thus a floor whore.

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7th floor

-the looney bin
-crazy farm
-nut house
-psyciatric ward

My dad downed a whole bottle of asprin so his friends took him to the 7th floor for suicide watch.

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Floor Gang

AKA Carpet Crew. Group of highly motivated Skilled Laborers with a constant rivalry against Ceiling Gang AKA Riggers.
Usually drawn from the same pool of experienced workers hence the rivalry.
OG: ” Man I’m down here sweatin’ this 150’er and those Bums in Buckets are looking down on us!
AP3: Yeah and they gettin’ ”High Time” too!
OG: I want that 10%
AP3: Phukin’ Ceiling Gang!!
Chompin’ at the bit yo get back to work!
Tradeshow workes.

Lead Person: Alright ’Floor Gang’ partner up and start with the 150’ aisle carpets. Front to Back, Low to High #’s.

OG: Where’s the Tape?

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