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A popular alcoholic beverage consisting of 3 parts Natty Lite, one part smegma, and an oz. or 2 of semen, to taste. Mix together, shake until frothy, and enjoy.
Joey: "Dude, did you see how many Oyster Slurps Jason had at the Xmas Party?"
Tim: "That bitch is a fucking redneck oysterguzzling fool"
Joey: "Damn straight"
When you’re in Pennsylvania doing the secks in a car along the road, and the man cums and then the womanly quickly jumps up, to the man’s surprise, plops her vagina over his mouth- and births the cumwad into his mouth- this is the way a Pennsylvania roadside oyster is born!
The Lot Lizard is giving away Pennsylvania Roadside Oysters to truck drivers for $20 a pop 🦪.
1. Performing an extended act of cunnilingus because self satisfaction and feeling comfort from licking a soft smooth vagina.
2. Wanting to rub your face against a vagina for comfort. Similar to nestling your face against a teddy bear.
"Alesha's pussy is so soft I get lost oyster stimming on
her"
"Were you oyster stimming down there? It's been like 2 hours!"
"Sometimes I find myself oyster stimming on a girl but they never mind."
1. Performing an extended act of cunnilingus because self satisfaction and feeling comfort from licking a soft smooth vagina.
2. Wanting to rub your face against a vagina for comfort. Similar to nestling your face against a teddy bear.
"Alesha's pussy is so soft I get lost oyster stimming on
her"
"Were you oyster stimming down there? It's been like 2 hours!"
"Sometimes I find myself oyster stimming on a girl but they never mind."
1. Performing an extended act of cunnilingus because self satisfaction and feeling comfort from licking a soft smooth vagina.
2. Wanting to rub your face against a vagina for comfort. Similar to nestling your face against a teddy bear.
"Alesha's pussy is so soft I get lost oyster stimming on
her"
"Were you oyster stimming down there? It's been like 2 hours!"
"Sometimes I find myself oyster stimming on a girl but they never mind."
1. Performing an extended act of cunnilingus because self satisfaction and feeling comfort from licking a soft smooth vagina.
2. Wanting to rub your face against a vagina for comfort. Similar to nestling your face against a teddy bear.
"Alesha's pussy is so soft I get lost oyster stimming on
her"
"Were you oyster stimming down there? It's been like 2 hours!"
"Sometimes I find myself oyster stimming on a girl but they never mind."
1. Performing an extended act of cunnilingus because self satisfaction and feeling comfort from licking a soft smooth vagina.
2. Wanting to rub your face against a vagina for comfort. Similar to nestling your face against a teddy bear.
"Alesha's pussy is so soft I get lost oyster stimming on
her"
"Were you oyster stimming down there? It's been like 2 hours!"
"Sometimes I find myself oyster stimming on a girl but they never mind."