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When the time was right and the lights were dim she presented her new husband with her oyster magic
when you suddenly get a wad of thick phlegm, as when coughing, snogging, or eating pussy"
How'd your prom date with Lisa go last night?
Tough to say; good news, we frenched for 4 hours; bad news, she had pneumonia, so I kept getting fed oyster surprise
Sucks to be you, bruh!
To be tunrt af, lit, life of the party.
It was a rough week, wanna be oysters the weekend? Oy Oy Oysters
When you get so hot and bothered that you cream your pants, son.
I'm sitting here watching my friend Matt cook dinner with a large oyster in my shorts.
When a man cums in a pussy and then someone eats it.
My girl and I introduced her best friend to a cloudy oyster last night, she seemed to enjoy the taste.
1. Same thing as a bearded clam. 2
A regional shoreline park located in san leandro. Ca.just south of oakland.
1. I swam in sheree s oyster bay last night.2 let's go to oyster bay this weekend and pack a picnic lunch and go hiking.