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Oyster Cracker

Noun: A damp piece of bread with a glob of cum in the center

Verb: To cum on someone and the stick bread to them with the cum

Richard: We really need to go shopping we only got whole wheat bread left!
Keith:Or you need to stop using the white bread to Oyster Crackers every bitch you bring home.

by Kümloud January 10, 2021


Oyster slut

A very silly and annoying individual

You oyster slut

by Findinganemo September 2, 2022


spring break oyster

Spring break oysters are general warts that fall off of frat boys into the beach water during spring break

“Just saw a spring break oyster in the water, it must have been from one of the Sigma guys”

by HJay November 20, 2023


oyster card

A life saver and don't fucking lose it!

Damn I lost my Oyster card! How do I get home?

by Devotee_14 October 28, 2017


Lucifer's Oyster

When you are the fourth male to have intercourse with a female and slurp the three previous men's (represnting the Father, the Son, and the Holy Spirit) cum from her vagina prior to having sex.

Man, that girl Meaghan is wild! She let me have Lucifer's Oyster before breeding her myself last night!

by Lucifer Ghi October 17, 2023


A noisy noise annoys an oyster

Tounge twister

A noisy noise annoys an oyster

by Sum Boddi July 7, 2021


man oyster

Asshole

May I eat your man oyster?

by MarkoPolo April 12, 2017