Uncle Phil

A nickname give to Phil Knight, the founder of Nike and alumnus of the University of Oregon. Phil Knight has donated millions of dollars to University of Oregon Athletics, which has helped pay for state of the art facilities and an overall embarrassment of riches that any athletics program would love to have.. Consequently this has helped Oregon Duck sports (football in particular) become successful. Top-tier athletes are attracted to all of this great stuff. The fans are well-aware of Phil Knight's monetary contributions which have in turn brought success, and metaphorically he's like the uncle whose spoils his nieces/nephews with gifts, hence he's been called "Uncle Phil".

Beaver: "What the hell? How do you guys get all these bitchin' facilities? That's so unfair!!!"

Duck: "It's all courtesy of Uncle Phil. I hope you're looking forward to another beatdown at Autzen stadium where you can see all the new things Uncle Phil has bought for us."

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phil collins

The overrated drummer for Genesis who took on a solo career to do Disney songs and blow Elton John.

I agree that Phil Collins is crap.

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Lil Phil

Some one who thinks that he can rap. He makes raps and records them but no one buys them because everyone thinks hes an idiot for trying. He often trys to write raps but fails.

Lil phil is the greatest alive. thats just one of the many songs he wrote that fails

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Dr. Phil

The Jerry Springer of the middle class. Just like Jerry, Dr. Phil does no help whatsoever to solve the situation but would rather see the guests duke it out.

Is Dr. Phil really a doctor?

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phil heath

A monster, a freak of nature with Great genetics who will never lose to Kai Greene

Man, Phil Heath is a beast dude! I hope he wins the Olympia again.

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Phil Mickelson

A professional golfer with "calves like Adonis" and a short game to match

Man did you see Phil Mickelson's flop shot from 1995 Man o man was that a shoit

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Phil Papmuth

Greatest pot limit hold'em player in the world. He crushes people like pieces of cereal. His verbal abuse at the table makes players go on tilt.

Phil Papmuth is pound for pound the greatest pot limit player in the world.

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