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PM Technology

PM (Pure Magic) Technology is slang used by engineers. Machines that run on PM Technology are the opposite of AM Technology, which do actual work. Machines that run on PM Technology don't have to work. They just have to "look" like they work to a lay person. They are low quality, low reliability and undocumented machines that provide erroneous data for convincing non-technical people. Poor managing is typically the cause of PM Technology. Corporate managers like to use the bad data provided by PM technology to spin a story that sounds like AM Technology. At the end of the day, the lay man believes that PM technology is the same as AM Technology while the engineers always know that it runs on nothing but Pure Magic.

Young Engineer: "Did you see the data that the bossman presented at that meeting today? That didn't make sense at all did it?"
Old Engineer: "I made the machine that created that data. That thing doesn't really work. It runs on PM technology!"
Young Engineer: "Shouldn't we fix that?"
Old Engineer: "That's not in the budget!"

by CynicalEngineer March 8, 2019


pms buddy

Someone you chill with when you're PMSing that deals with your bullshit and watches Netflix and cries with you.

Anna is such a good PMS buddy! We've gotten through all of Grey's Anatomy so far.

by not ur mums vagina June 3, 2017


11:55 pm

The time when most students turn in their homework

And even worse, most students turn in their work at 11:55 pm on the due date. Yikes!

by Eushshtb October 1, 2024


july 26th, 2024, 7:14 pm

the exact time of when i wrote this. literally exact.

guy 1: exactly what time is it?
guy 2: july 26th, 2024, 7:14 pm.

by jsavy July 26, 2024

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pm 606

winning smile maze thingy with a L O R E C H A I R.

hey there is a cool pm 606 update yay

by July 8, 2022


Paper membrane sacking (PMS)

Two females performing 69 underwater, using each other's vaginally cavity as a re-breathing apparatus.

The girls enjoyed paper membrane sacking (PMS) in the Caribbean waters more than snorkeling.

by BluntedBlazer December 31, 2018


pm per hour per minute

pm per hour per minute Or Ph or Ps

yo bro what is your pm per hour per minute ???

by XX CRIP STONE XX January 23, 2022