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PM Technology

PM (Pure Magic) Technology is slang used by engineers. Machines that run on PM Technology are the opposite of AM Technology, which do actual work. Machines that run on PM Technology don't have to work. They just have to "look" like they work to a lay person. They are low quality, low reliability and undocumented machines that provide erroneous data for convincing non-technical people. Poor managing is typically the cause of PM Technology. Corporate managers like to use the bad data provided by PM technology to spin a story that sounds like AM Technology. At the end of the day, the lay man believes that PM technology is the same as AM Technology while the engineers always know that it runs on nothing but Pure Magic.

Young Engineer: "Did you see the data that the bossman presented at that meeting today? That didn't make sense at all did it?"
Old Engineer: "I made the machine that created that data. That thing doesn't really work. It runs on PM technology!"
Young Engineer: "Shouldn't we fix that?"
Old Engineer: "That's not in the budget!"

by CynicalEngineer March 8, 2019


4:20 pm

the best time for anything

good its 4:20 pm

by 584940493395874392034839394 October 22, 2024


Paper membrane sacking (PMS)

Two females performing 69 underwater, using each other's vaginally cavity as a re-breathing apparatus.

The girls enjoyed paper membrane sacking (PMS) in the Caribbean waters more than snorkeling.

by BluntedBlazer December 31, 2018


PM radio

Da stations-band dat you listen to after 12 noon.

If we breathe oxygen in da daytime, what do we breathe at night? Nightrogen.
So if we listen to AM radio in da morning, what do we listen to in da afternoon? PM radio!

by QuacksO May 13, 2021


pm cos class

a group of very mean bitches who like to shove big fat dildos up their gay asses and like to fuck everything they see

“i’m in pm cos class, ooooh is that a 70 year old fat man?” “i can’t wait to suck that!”

ex 2: “i’m in pm cos class, is that a yummy oversized dildo! boy i’d love to shove that in my ass!”

by bill dickity November 30, 2023


pms cure

You need to take your boyfriends dick to feel better.

To feel better if you PMS symptoms you need your boyfriends dick. Also known as pms cure.

by Gregory Grooms December 17, 2017


pm per hour per minute

pm per hour per minute Or Ph or Ps

yo bro what is your pm per hour per minute ???

by XX CRIP STONE XX January 23, 2022