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Crock-Potting

Placing food in a Crock-Pot and subsequently having sex until the food is done, usually for 4 to 6 hours. A post sex feast would ensue, thus providing fuel for more sex.

"What are you doing for spring break?"

"Well my girlfriend and I will be Crock-Potting almost everyday, so that will take up the majority of my time."

by shirtlessphantom March 9, 2012

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poop pot

A person who poops, on average, twice a day and generally takes a half hour to do so.

see also Andrew Geraci

Andrew Geraci, you are a poop pot.

by klo103 February 3, 2011

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Chicken Pot

An extremely tasty, non-nutritional asian dish containing sizeable chunks of chicken meat. Typically served in a claypot. Soup stock rumoured to contain opium.

hey, wanna have chicken pot for lunch?

by JoeyKasey May 23, 2011

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Pot rot

1.The lasting negative effects that heavy cannabis use has on the cognitive ability of users. Symptoms include switching on your computer to come on the internet only to completely fucking forget what it was you were going to look up, and then making an urban dictionary entry instead.

2.Cannabis which has started to rot due to not being kept in adequate conditions.

1. I gotta stop smoking, this pot rot got me forgetting my own name.

2.Tyler's entire stash sadly succumbed to pot rot.

by robfest August 25, 2010

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toss-pot

An old English double-noun which, because of the use of the word, toss and its own synonymous resonance with masturbation and wank, does not mean "a wanker".

A toss-pot is a drunkard, a toper; a would-be alcoholic still managing to function in society.

Oh, for fuck's sake, you haven't left the cellar key with that old toss-pot?

You really are a silly old toss-pot, aren't you? I was, I guess, somewhat taken aback when you threw up all over the Bulgarian Ambassador, but I do so love you very much, Poppet. x

by Dane Edwards June 22, 2004

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lobster pot

A highly addictive, dangerous drug derived from algae scraped off of lobster shells. The most potent lobster pot comes from lobsters caught in the Bering Strait of Alaska. This is seen on the hit show The Deadliest Catch- the lobsters are quickly put into underground tanks in which excons harvest lobster pot off of the catch. The lobsters are rarely shown in these tanks, as any signs of lobster pot harvesting would result in the forfeiture of the drugs to the DEA, and subsequent criminal prosecution. Users of lobster pot often observe hallucinations and feelings of invincibility. In fact, the underground rapper Lil Nicky Fizzle was arrested after allegedly eating his girlfriend, mistaking her for a chicken parmigiana grinder.

Lobster Pothead: yo nigga yo gots that lobster pot?

Friend: Nah nigga, that shit is crazy, you get 25 to life just for possession, aint you heard of Nicky Fizzle? That dude ate his ho

by big og December 10, 2009

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pot shot

Two definitions

1. n. A very crazy shot, usually not aimed.

2. n. A quick lighting up of a joint before you leave.

1. He took a potshot, easily missing the barrel.

2. Before he left, Jerry took a pot shot to mellow down.

by dougie3 June 9, 2007

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