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Before adding the actual tuna or egg to your sandwich, spreading mayo on a piece of bread using that stupid little pastry brush.
Sandwich painting isn't very useful if you want to eat healthy. Duh that's because mayo is too fat for us humans.
when failing infrastructure that needs to get repaired gets a face lift instead
structural get rusted out and we repaint them even though half the steel went flowing down the river long ago
we have a painted rust problem in the united states no wounder we have so many bridge collapses and sinkholes
The act of cumming onto a girls stomach and using that cum to paint a picture with your dick
After I finished on Jenna I made a jizz painting of her much hotter sister
A Type Of Paint Used By Artist Youtuber Moriah Elizabeth.
Moriah: Puffy Paint
Fans: Puppy Paint? You Mean Puffy Paint?
Joseph was shirtless, his chest painted with colors. It was almost like I had a paint kink wanting him to do things to me because of the sight.
To have sex with a girl when she's on her period.
”Dude, I couldn't have sex last night - she was on her period.”
”You should've just went for it. I love painting the birdhouse!”
Anti vandal paint is like a horrible grease to stop you climbing on something.
In Worthing in England, on new years day, it was tradition to climb the clock tower. One year they put antivandal paint on it, and people got grease on their hands and clothes. They were cross and smashed the clock up. So it did not work as intended.