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Getting drunk on the couch in your most comfortable pair of pants- generally done at the end of a long work day
Paul had had a shitty day at work and was ready to go get pants drunk in front of the fire with a bottle of small batch bourbon.
A person who has never urinated in the sea.
John is such a Dry Pants. How can someone never have taken a slash in the sea?
Snug fitting women's apparel that is so tight it literally grabs their pussy all day long.
Ron was so focused on Kelly's Trump Pants that he fell flat on his face at yoga class during his downward facing dog pose.
pants so tight you can tight you can see her tulips
I felt like I was in a green house because that ladies flower pants were so tight I could see her tulips.
The pervibial "pants" one wears when becoming a bit too intoxicated. However, drunky pants can also lead to wearing naked pants, then walk-of-shame pants.
"Dude, I'm SOOOOO drunky pants right now!"
A synonym for self-gratification. Full credit goes to Jon Wurster (the drummer) for this word/phrase.
The teenager, left home alone, felt the uncontrollable urge to have a pant-rummage.
Old pants that have started to fall apart, so you put patches on to keep them from disintegrating. The patches consist of random fabric and crust punk band patches. The pants are also rarely ever washed, but must be washed by hand when they are.
Cool dude: "Woah did you see his crust pants?"
Another cool dude: "Yeah! His pants are pretty dope."