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Nice , wonderful, gorgeous but stubborn girl who loves one specific sport. Usually care free but can be stressed at some times. Is usually short and tanned.
you're such a megan parker
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A man who has parked (not driven) his penis for a very long time.
Jack Hoffa is definitely a Peter Parker. He hasn't fucked a woman for 7 years!
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An ancient internet netizen who apparently was on the Net even before it became the Internet. He does have some netcred being sufficiently googable with tens of thousands of hits going back to the beginning of Epoch Time January 1, 1970. An ex Net Admin that is now just a Weeble Wobble White-hat Net-Junkie spending his e-life trying to hook a telecommute NetCop job.
If you google "Gandalf Parker" (with quotes) you discover that you actually DO have a life.
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Some fat emo poser kid who likes to act sohphisticated and can't read.
Cody just ignited his mattress and burned his house down killing his cat in the process!
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A male who displays many characteristics of a female. Sometimes called a pussy or a female reproductive system.
C'mon man! Stop being such a parker peterson and just ask her out on a date!
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Hailey Parker is a LESBION freak who likes to give girls massages and lay on top of them. She ALWAYS talks about boobs, even though she doesn't have any and they are con-caved. She is the MOST hypicritical person EVER and always has to have things her way. She probably fingers herself at night so she feels straight, just like the girl from black swan. She makes you watch movies about naked girls and gets mad when you want to change it. She also thinks guys are icky even though she is in 8th grade! If you know a hailey parker you should be scared for your life and run away!
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