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When you're drunk and you do somethimg so embarassing that you wish you were never born.
(From Noel Millers' Weird Dms 3)
yooo lets get patrick shwavyd tonight lol its lit
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Patrick Star is a pink star fish on the Nickelodian hit cartoon "Spongebob Squarepants". He is the the stupidist character on the show yet somehow comes up with the funniest one liners. Also good to watch after smoking an ounce or two.
Spongebob: "Patrick, I'm MAD!"
Patrick star: "I'm MAD too!!"
Spongebob: "How's come?"
Patrick star: "I can't see my forehead..."
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A god among gods. Patrick Swayze kicks so much ass that your mind can't comprehend all the ass kicking.
Patrick Swayze = ROADHOUSE!
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The act of farting in someone's mouth while they breathe it in, hold their breath and blow it back in their partner's face. Usually happens in a heated love-making sesh.
"Dude, last night I had the craziest sex. She even gave me a Stinky Patrick!!"
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always wiping himself with the lemon wipe from KFC after he eats the rabbit poo from Roundshaw
Hi i'm Patrick fox and believe it or not i have the first Sony in the world
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A female NASCAR driver who set a few records.
She also got into a Sonic game, along with the Pyro from TF2. Seriously, what the hell SEGA?
Person 1: “I’m gonna play fucking Danica Patrick.”
Person 2: “Why? She sucks. Plays as fucking Football Manager or Ages or Tails or someone who isn’t gay as fuck.”
Person 1: “I’m fucking playing Danica Patrick and you can’t stop me.”
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The patrick star is when every appendage you have is inside a girl. Basically you are having sex with six girls at the same time using every part of you that you physically can. It is theoretically the most poon a single man can ever snatch.
Friend 1:"Did you here about Jeff?"
Friend 2 :"No man, what happened."
Friend 1: "Dude, he pulled off the patrick star!!!"
Friend 2: "He is a god among men."
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