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An American who shows their ‘love’ for their country, their fellow citizens, and the fact they aren't sheeple by wearing their covid face-covering just below their nose. Their are also noted for their small, technically micro-penis, genitalia. Micro-patriot is a portmanteau of Micro-penis and Patriot. Alternatively, Micro can stand for the small gap between their nose and their face covering.
I went to Costco and saw some real micro-patriots in the house harms you section. Not looking for condoms obviously because the ones Costco has would be too large.
Someone who act as if they are different and their thoughts are unique but if fact they are a huge demografic. The kind of people who think all goverment officials are corrupt and hacktavists are the true leaders ir our world. Basicly egotistacal pains in the ass.
Oh did you here Bobbys speach about how the French presidant is in the illumaninati?
Yea I did, but dont mind him hes just an internet patriot.
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If your self concious about eating junk food on Super Bowl day, just remember: it’s the patriots cheat day to
The first friend puts a red, white, and blue ASTRO pop up their ass and stands at attention while being fed an ice cream sandwich by the second friend who is singing the national anthem. A third, and luckiest friend, lays underneath the two of them trying to catch all of the red, white, and blue drippings.
Those fireworks make me full of pride and hungry. You guys want to perform The Patriot with me?
A sad excuse for a football team, that gets off to Tom Brady.
The Patriots always attract the worst fans
Pats Fan: Tom Brady? Oh yessssss *gets off*
Eagles Fan: *Stares with deep sympathy* Wow, what a clown
Wiping your ass while still wearing your pants.
That guy just pulled the patriot and wiped his ass while still wearing his pants
The act of you wanting to take down or get rid of something you don't agree with that is not a violation of the Bill of Rights nor does any wrong, because you are a pussy that hates opposing opinions and facts.
Patriot: Because if she wants to criticise Trump in that disgusting way, she should be in jail.
Reasonable Person: So we're just tossing freedom of speech and protest out the window? Patriotic Communism at work, I see.