The one fat guy in your squad who embraces it (his fatness).
You: " Yo what up Mike"
Fatass (Mike): "Make way for the Fatass Patrol"
You: The fuck?
A person or group of people actively searching for someone’s penis print or outline.
Wow, the guys here are so hot! I’m definitely on print patrol today!
A group or individuals who have the best banter ever. Their job is normally to prevent shit banter and praise good banter.
Shit man the banter patrol is here!
a patrol of women-respecting males whose goal is to capture, rehabilitate, and release wild thots that may roam in the patrol's hometown.
Guy: Don't stay at that Chipotle for too long, that place is a Thot Patrol hot spot!
A person or group of people who feel the need to point out thots wherever they see them. Often thots themselves.
Here comes the Thot Patrol, put on a jacket.
"No, I do NOT want to dm you for nudes! Fuckin gock patrol."