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Stache Patrol

An international movement to share the uncomfortable news that you, as a woman, might need to do something about that 'stache.

Since it's creation in 2009, has since expanded to include just about any nasty attribute about which the statement "someone needed to say something" might be said (body odour, haircut, bad breath, terrible hat, something in your teeth).

Friend 1: "I just got an email from the stache patrol telling me that I have terrible taste in music and that I should stop requesting Nickelback at parties."

Friend 2: "Finally!"

by Captain gurzly August 19, 2012


Dole patrol

A group of people in county cork, ireland. Usually a (non working, on the dole(social welfare)) single mother and her 3 children. They are poor and part of the

Lumpenproletariat.These individuals buy the cheapest goods and services they can get such as dole haircuts and pep and Co clothes from dealz or super drift tracksuits from the stall behind the coal Quay. Dole heads

Paddy: here comes the dole patrol!

Matt: look them with their dole haircuts and superdrift tracksuits

Paddy: what a bunch of dole heads

by Just-another-dolehead May 26, 2018


Patroller

Students who search for teachers to flirt / sleep with

Ruth was watching as the patroller was sexually talking to the teacher

by Ally Blackwell January 25, 2019


Thot Patrol

a patrol of women-respecting males whose goal is to capture, rehabilitate, and release wild thots that may roam in the patrol's hometown.

Guy: Don't stay at that Chipotle for too long, that place is a Thot Patrol hot spot!

by atomx12 February 22, 2018


Thot Patrol

A person or group of people who feel the need to point out thots wherever they see them. Often thots themselves.

Here comes the Thot Patrol, put on a jacket.

by FrootLuips January 24, 2019


Gock patrol

A whore or man whore.
A thot.

"No, I do NOT want to dm you for nudes! Fuckin gock patrol."

by Ragnir The Bean April 1, 2022


Snow patrol

Used to describe someone who’s grumpy or in a bad mood

T: hey have you talked to dad today?
A: yea he’s going snow patrol so probably stay away

by Tjsnipe November 22, 2020