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The most annoying creature on the whole entire Earth. This creature is as fat as the Sun, and always farts out loud in class.
As an exclamation: You are as fat as a Pornus Peen!
“PENIS MORE LIKE PEEN SUS AHAHAHAHAHAHHA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DINGDINGDING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA” - some guy who hates amogus memes I think
Look at the definition Peen Sus lol
When you receive a boner whilst belly flopping into a hard or rough surface and/or before breaking surface tension of water
“I was swimming one time and got a boner while bellyflopping into the pool, I then landed on said boner and now it resembles that of a peen cake”
When you're all horny in your trailer at night and want to have a special fap, so you sneak into kitchen and grab a can of Great Value sweet peas. You open the can with your Dollar Tree can opener and dowse the peas in canola oil. You then proceed to fuck the can of peas, but because all of the products you use are cheap and you are poor and stupid, there's a jagged piece of metal on the rim of the can that suddenly splits your dick down the middle. BAM! Now you've got split peen soup.
Girlfriend: We haven't had sex in two weeks. What's wrong with you?
Boyfriend: I didn't want to say anything, but last week I had three servings of split peen soup..."
When you use a penis pump on the side of the shaft to make it appear thicker
Have you tried the Poofy Peen trend? It’s like the Jenner lip challenge but for your dick!
stuck on peen means to not be able to explain something but it makes sense to you
hey don’t you remember that time that we did that thing that one weekend
“what the actual fuck do you mean?”
sorry i’m stuck on peen