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When one's pants are dropped so low (usually from something called "sagging") that they waddle like a penguin when they walk.
What would really give a full effect to this term is if one is using this "penguin swag" and is wearing a black/white shirt, black/white pants, and a nice yellow hat.
*Bob drops pants to his ankles and attempts to walk*
Bob: Dude check out my penguin swag!"
Billy: *smh*
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The act of masturbating.
One who beats his goose rapidly.
Someone who jacks off a lot.
Ryan was frosting the penguin last night because he doesnt get pussy.
Sam frosts the penguin every day because his girlfriend won't.
Ben usually frosts the penguin to punnet squares because they excite him.
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In times of great peril, there is a hero who rises above the rest, his name is Penguin Pete. He is a penguin, from the south pole.(the only one that is not from the north)
He has averted or ended every single great disaster the world has known.
Last was heard of him when he ended the writers strike.
Guy 1: how did world war 2 end anyway?
Guy 2: Penguin Pete killed all the Nazis
Guy 1: thats the stupidest thing i ever-
Penguin Pete: its true, now shut up and bow down to me.
Guy 1: ....
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My hometown team, which I love. The Penguins have a lot in common with the Chicago Bulls (unitl recently): both have a 1 man history (Jordan's Bulls/Mario's Pens). The Pens were up and down and had several different owners through 1980. Then, in '83, the sucky Penguins were rewarded with the ultimate prize: the greatest player to ever play, Mario Lemieux. Mario was incredible, but needed help for the team to win. In '90, they aquied players like Barrasso, Jagr, Francis, and Samuellson and ended up winning back to back Stanley Cups. But in the '90s, Mario had cancer and back issues, but Jagr, Francis, and Kasperitis stepped it up and the Penguins made the playoffs every year from '90 to '01. But bankruptcy is now the downfall of the Pens (Mario own them now), who have a crappy arena and can't afford anyone but crappy players. Please keep the Pens in Pittsburgh!
Keep the Penguins in Pittsburgh.
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A humourous way to describe a story used by individuals in order to break the ice at parties where individuals may not be overly familiar with each other or may not have made each others acquaintance previously.
The story I used was a fat penguin: it really broke the ice!
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In India it is widely referred to "Aditya Uddhav Thackeray" or Someone dim wit on higher position because of nepotism.
This baby penguin has no idea about politics.
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