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Black Peter, a pseudo-celebrity personality of the Seattle/Bellevue/Mercer Island area, is almost exclusively infamous for adding the prefix "Black" before his name, as his last name remains virtually unknown. One of the premier urban freestyle rappers of the area, as well as an unparalleled dancer (his c-walk is legendary in three states), he also holds respect in many circles for being able to get away with calling himself "Black" Peter while sounding like a forty year old, white Jewish male.
Black Peter just came in and ate all my food, now my family won't be able to make it through the winter.
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One of the best white blues guitarists of the late sixties and was in the original Fleetwood Mac before it was commersialised and before he had a breakdown and became a grave digger. He was the lead vocals on the Fleetwood Mac hit 'Need Your Love So Bad.'
Peter Green mastered the blues on his guitar.
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The ultimate and primary fear of all operating systems, due to his ability to crash them all
1) type...type..type
What? An ORANGE SCREEN? Not again!
2) Dude, you crashed another computer? You're such a Peter Momsen!
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A man.
The Philosopher.
A hero.
By day, Peter Koritansky is a mild-mannered professor. By night, Koritansky darts through the streets, hunting crime with the physical aptitude and ferocity of a velociraptor. Upright and fair, Koritansky represents all that is good in humanity.
It is currently said of Koritansky that he lives in Canada. This is a common misconception. The nation called Canada just happens to be underfoot of Peter Koritansky's current desires. Koritansky is actually a country in and of himself - housing approximately 1,389 international refugees in a small, kangaroo-like pouch on his lower back.
And never let him catch you speaking poorly of Aquinas, or he'll be intellectually all over you faster than a crow on a curly fry.
Peter Koritansky has no organs. If you were to turn him inside out, you'd find a lovely persian carpet.
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a homosexual (term used by truck drivers)
That rest area is full of peter puffers.
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a man who you always catch sneaking a peek at your package when your around them
dude, did you ever notice that frank is a real peter hawk? he's always staring at my junk when he thinks i'm not looking!
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One of the purest voices ever to sing.
Unbelieveable in concert.
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