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If you get your words muddled up when saying 'piss poor'
Did you watch the game last night ? I thought it was poor piss
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Endless piss is what it's called when one is expelling urine for a long duration which is accompanied by excessive drippage followed by even more pissing, causing one to have to stand for an extended period of time or sitting down when one's feet begin to hurt as a result.
Quentin: Yo nigga, what took you so long in there?
Demarcus: Yo, I was stuck with endless piss, ya heard?
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A person who habitually drinks large amounts of beer.
"Let's get some dinner before all the piss-tanks get out of the bar"
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A solution for when you have a problem you wish to be rid of.
Originally an idea for removing shit stains within the toilet bowl.
I had a huge shit stain on the back of the toilet so I blasted it with piss...gone.
Dude 1: That ugly bitch won't get off my nuts. What do I do?
Dude 2: Blast it with piss.
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Noun: a piss missile is a term most commonly used in baseball, referring to when a hitter absolutely shits on a pitch and lines the ball for a single, double, or even a triple.
Holy shit! Their three hole guy just hit a piss missile off his fastball
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The last few sips of beer left in a forty that, as a result of being unrefrigerated for an extended period of time, has become warm and both looks and tastes like piss.
Nothing better than a forty, until you get all the way down to that witch piss.
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A morning erection usually alleviated by urination. Usually dry-humping or twisting around your dick would feel good in this instance. And, when you urinate, you need to do a handstand or pull it down. Even if you do these things, your urine will definitely go everywhere, since morning pisses usually include piss flying everywhere randomly, even disobeying the laws of gravity because of what I can only guess is dick boogers (eye boogers, but in your dick hole).
I had a wicked piss boner this morning.
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