When a fat hairy bodied bald man (the bear) aggrivates a muscular homosexual man resulting in an anal rape response
during and after a fantasy football league the bear taunts the homosexual man for the poor performance of his team while at a party and when he excuses himself to the men's he is followed and bear poking ensues
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Putting your toe in a persons crevice.
Callum Long put his toe in Ethan's mouth, this was a Toe-Poke.
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Any type of real world crime that is initiated through the use of the Pokemon Go game.
Another unsuspecting victim of Poke-Crime is lured into a trap
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verb: to sleep with a fat chick
"I'm so tired, and I don't have my work done for today," John whined. "Well, you shouldn't have been poking the pork all night!" Emily replied.
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when you are engaged in oral sex OR receiving a hand-job just before you are about to ejaculate, she then pokes you in between the anus and ball sack.
while I was on the computer, looking up many various words on the Urban Dictionary website, I looked over beside me, and all of a sudden, I see my roomie receiving quite the vigorous Grundle Poke I have ever seen...
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An event where a vehicle of lesser quality may be purchased at an extremely low price. Vehicles like white 1995 Jeep Cherokees are common at such shows.
Angered young male - "What the hell is your problem? This is a nice car, not something you just go get at a poke show"
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When your big fat shit sticks its head out of your body . Letting you know your running out of time till you shit yourself.
I can't make it to the store I have some serious turdle poking going on .
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