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Hot Pork (Electric Pork) is a slang word used to describe an embarassing sexual episode where a woman is strapped into a chair backwards, a curling iron is slipped into her vagina, then plugged in. The iron is savagely slipped in and out of her vagina while the perp is making sheep noises into the recipient's ear. As she begins to cry, the perp then proceeds to urinate on a bar of soap, jam it into her mouth and whip her in the face with a urine soaked towel.
Man: You've slept with my father for the last time! Now you get the Hot Pork!
Woman: OH NO!!! NO! NO! NO! NO! NOT AGAIN!!!
Man: Shut up bitch! Hot Pork...HA HA HA HA!!! Ha-ha-ha-ha-hot Pork!
Woman: WAH! WAH! WAH! WA-MMMPH! MMMPH!
Urine soaked towel: (((SLAP)))
Woman: MMMPH!
Urine soaked towel: (((SLAP)))
Man: Baaaa! Baaaaa! Baaaa!
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When you smile after consuming pork product like: Pulled Pork, Pork Knuckles(Golonka) or any kind of soft pork product. The usual result is some of the meat stuck between your teeth, hence when you smile you the meat is showing.
Oh man I hate some much pulled pork so now I have pork smile.
Oh Check Raf he must have eaten some pork knuckles because he has pork smile
You can stick your pork sword in my pork pocket.
A foam or plastic band that wraps around your waist makes you look slightly thinner than what you really are.
Take off that pork tucker, you are not fooling anyone.
A parking spot, often scenic, which is chosen merely as a location for in-car sexual activity.
I guess everyone else thinks it's a good porking spot too.
A hotdog, typically served with ketchup, mustard, and onions after the 9th hole
“Hey Dave, are you hungry? Do you want to grab a Pork Missile after this hole?”
“Yeah Steve sounds great! I want onions on mine!”
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