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Hot Pork (Electric Pork) is a slang word used to describe an embarassing sexual episode where a woman is strapped into a chair backwards, a curling iron is slipped into her vagina, then plugged in. The iron is savagely slipped in and out of her vagina while the perp is making sheep noises into the recipient's ear. As she begins to cry, the perp then proceeds to urinate on a bar of soap, jam it into her mouth and whip her in the face with a urine soaked towel.
Man: You've slept with my father for the last time! Now you get the Hot Pork!
Woman: OH NO!!! NO! NO! NO! NO! NOT AGAIN!!!
Man: Shut up bitch! Hot Pork...HA HA HA HA!!! Ha-ha-ha-ha-hot Pork!
Woman: WAH! WAH! WAH! WA-MMMPH! MMMPH!
Urine soaked towel: (((SLAP)))
Woman: MMMPH!
Urine soaked towel: (((SLAP)))
Man: Baaaa! Baaaaa! Baaaa!
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One who cleans out the bacon at an all you can eat breakfast buffet!
Dang! that pork gobbler took all the bacon.
Another name for the human penis.
I was at the gym and some dude was cruising the locker room swinging his pork bat.
Dude fuck a camel toe did you see that pork knuckle
Hey Becky, Sam said he say your Pork Knuckle at a party last week!
Used abroad and means the same as camel toe.
Her shorts are so tight she has pork knuckles.