Potato (Gaming)

A person who has bad aim in a video game. The word "Potato" can be used as a Noun or Verb. The use of the word "Potato" with this purpose and context is most often used by Toxic Gamers within the Game's community. (Toxic Gamers)

Potato (Gaming) e.g. That bot is an absolute potato

Tomato Potato

A play on the term "Tomato, Tomahto".

Like saying "Same thing!" about two things that aren't the same at all.

Man 1: So, when are we going to watch the olympics?
Man 2: Dude, we're going to the X Games.
Man 1: Meh, tomato potato.

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Snatching Potato

A euphemism for any gay act.

Gay man: I was totally snatching potato last night.

or

Dave: Hey, you snatched any potato recently?
John: ....
Dave: That's a yes.
John: I've no idea what you are talking about.
Dave: You fucking queer.

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kawaii potato

The most adorable and fabulous thing you will ever meet. Everyone loves them. You should too, if you plan on staying fabulous.

I am feeling sad. I think I will hug this kawaii potato because I am fabulous and it will make be feel even more so.

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Wedge potato

1) One who penetrated a potato by (wedging) a hole into the side of it creating the ultimate lube less sex toy for male masturbation.

This is done by getting a large potato and carving a hole (this can also be known as wedging) a hole to a similar size and diameter to your penis and then using the potato to pleasure your self. This can also give a whole new meaning to 'Hot Potato'.

Person 1: Look at the tits on that...
Person 2: They are so perfect i'm going to wedge potato to that later

Potato-y

as in ... being a potato. Ie; ugly, fat, boring, useless.

“I look awful today. I’m so potato-y.”

Potahto-Potato

Mean 'The same thing' used when someone says the same thing in 2 different ways.

Boy: I wanna kiss you
Girl: NO
Boy: I wanna put my lips on yours
Girl: Potahto-Potato